6 Answers You Should NEVER Give to the Question "What?! No School Today?"
1. Well normally yes, but this time of year I need help with the planting and plowing.
2. Goodness, no!!! I graduated 18 years ago, but thanks for the compliment!
3. What?! Where did you guys come from?! I thought I told you to stay at school! I'm sorry. This happens all the time. (sigh)
4. There isn't? Why, you'd think we'd see more kids out then, don't you?
5. On our planet we have different methods of education. (Shhh! No, I didn't give it away... keep your antennae down!)
6. Oh my goodness! I thought that today was Saturday...come on kids, hurry!
Anyone got any more to add?